Mikey Mikey, We All Love You So
Jemma Spackerlegs
There's a little group of people
In a small part of this town,
And every now and then they will
Invite each other round.

They sit around and chat a bit
Exchanging words and thoughts,
Then take their pens and write some shit
To send to Mike of course.

For Mike they have a fondness;
This I think that he should know.
And when and night they're writing Shite
They know he loves them so.


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