Jemma's Cellulite
Jemma Spackerlegs
's arse has change a bit
Since all those years ago
It's got a little wobbly
As some of you may know.

No longer do the people toast
My sumptuous sweet behind
The ones who do are self-confessed
Dishevelled, sick and blind.


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