Hammersmith Apollo
Kate Rancid
If the thought of going to London
Ever seems appealling,
Pop in to Hammersmith Apollo,
See the huge cunt on the ceiling.

It's a good 40 foot long,
Maybe 15-20 feet wide,
With inner and outer flaps,
And red carpet stuff inside.

I stood beneath it in awe,
And let out an admiring sigh,
And I swear something warmish and sticky
Dripped into my eye


1 comment
18 Oct 2017 - Mary Hunter
Thanks for that. I'm never going to be able to look at the Hammersmith Odeon in the same way again.
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