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Feeling Thirty
Kate Rancid
Today I'm feeling thirty
Like I never have before
I really don't feel dirty
Or remotely like a whore
I'd rather have ribena
Than a putrid glass of Boss
Boss seems more obscener
Now I'm 30, tired and cross.

Today I'm feeling thirty
Like a crumpled dry old bag
I've never felt less flirty
'cause I'm looking like a hag
I'd rather take up sewing
Than suck upon a bong
just one thing keeps me going:
I'll be dead before too long.



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