Disappointments On The Underground
To stop my Tube ride in the morning
Being so mind-numbingly boring
That at times my jawbone hurts
I look up seated ladies' skirts.

I look in hope of getting a flash
Of naked hairy juicy gash
To send my mind into a trance
But what I see is mostly pants.


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