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Devil Fish
Rachel
The biggest fish in all the world
is living in my brain.
He swims around from side to side;
it's driving me insane.
I've tried my best to coax him out;
I've even bribed the twat,
But he keeps on feeding on my thoughts
and, God, he's getting fat.
I've tried to be so good and pure
(I'm sure I heard him snigger)
and with every evil thought I have
that fish is getting bigger.
He speaks to me, that BASTARD fish,
and orders me about.
He makes me do all kinds of stuff,
my huge satanic trout.



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