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Dangerous
Kate Rancid
Don't go near that dog
It's dangerous.
Don't go out in the fog
It's dangerous.
Don't fall off that log
It's dangerous.
Don't dare lick that frog
It's dangerous.

Don't go in the sea
It's dangerous.
Don't you stroke that bee
It's dangerous.
Don't drink too hot tea
It's dangerous.
Don't forget to wee
It's dangerous.

Don't shoot yourself in the head
It's dangerous.
Don't set fire to your bed
It's dangerous.
Don't pump yourself full of lead
It's dangerous.
Don't be dead
It's dangerous.

Don't forget to eat
It's dangerous.
Don't smash up your feet
It's dangerous.
Don't eat rancid meat
It's dangerous.
And don't talk to anyone called Pete
It's a silly name.



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