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They really are quite good for you.
They keep your login session going
To help our website keep on showing
All the things you want to see
And very much responsibly.
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Go for dinner with a wookie,
Grab yourself a bit of nookie,
Skive off work by playing hookie,
Play in mud and get all mucky,
But none of these compare to cookies.
They're something of which you should not be frightened.
Cookies are only stored on your browser,
Not on the serverside - hey! That's wowser!
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They don't scratch or sting or bite,
They don't mug you in the street,
Or put verrucas on your feet.
They don't smell or pick their noses,
Or even have sharp thorns, like roses.
They're being helpful. Yes, I'm serious.
They just want to give you a good browsing experience.
They're not yucky
Remember, you're lucky
To have cookies.
Ah. That's a fig roll, isn't it?