Jemma Spackerlegs
t took place one evening
When I was quite pissed.
Kate left Glen's room
While her cat sat and hissed.

She said she was getting
A lovely surprise,
But when she returned
She made me close my eyes.

My senses were baffled;
My mouth opened wide.
What lovely delights
Might Kate have inside?

Then all became clear
As the cheese touched my tongue.
It was Shropshire Blue,
Yum yum yum yum yum yum.


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