Bouncing Baby Boys
Zen Joel
Get a pair of pantyhose
Not stockings, no, but tights
A baby in each leg of those
And bounce from left to right

Bounce them down between your legs
Over arm and under shoulder
Bounce them til they crack like eggs
And they're sure to get no older.


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