Shitespace
Bollocks
Mike Stools
Bollocks to this
Bollocks to that
Bollocks to thin
And bollocks to fat
Bollocks to him
Bollocks to her
Bollocks to Oasis
And bollocks to Blur

Bollocks to you
Bollocks to me
Bollocks to everyone else
That I see
Bollocks to them
Bollocks to those
Bollocks to all that gets
Right up my nose

Bollocks to good
And bollocks to bad
Bollocks to happy
And bollocks to sad
Bollocks to up
Bollocks to down
Bollocks to smiles
And bollocks to frowns

Bollocks to dirty
Bollocks to clean
Bollocks to generous
Bollocks to mean
Bollocks to peace
Bollocks to war
Bollocks to the rich
And bollocks to the poor

Bollocks to girls
Bollocks to boys
Bollocks to silence
Bollocks to noise
Bollocks to fast
Bollocks to slow
Bollocks to stop
And bollocks to go

Bollocks to empty
Bollocks to full
Bollocks to interesting
Bollocks to dull
Bollocks to land
Bollocks to sea
Bollocks to coffee
And bollocks to tea

Bollocks to fingers
Bollocks to toes
Bollocks to friends
Bollocks to foes
Bollocks to truth
Bollocks to lies
Bollocks to stupid
And bollocks to wise

Bollocks to black
Bollocks to white
Bollocks to wrong
Bollocks to right
Bollocks to sunshine
Bollocks to rain
Bollocks to pleasure
And bollocks to pain

Bollocks to love
Bollocks to hate
Bollocks to early
Bollocks to late
Bollocks to nice
Bollocks to nasty
Bollocks to pies
Bollocks to pasties

Bollocks to heaven
Bollocks to hell
Bollocks to the sick
And bollocks to the well
Bollocks to the east
Bollocks to the west
Bollocks to the worst
And bollocks to the best

Bollocks to eating
Bollocks to drinking
Bollocks to floating
Bollocks to sinking
Bollocks to chaos
Bollocks to order
Bollocks to freedom
Bollocks to borders

Bollocks to Germany
Bollocks to France
Bollocks to certainty
And bollocks to chance
Bollocks to planets
Bollocks to stars
Bollocks to Venus
And bollocks to Mars

Bollocks to breakfast
Bollocks to lunch
Bollocks to dinner
And all that I munch
Bollocks to wine
Bollocks to beer
Bollocks to sorrow
Bollocks to cheer

Bollocks to courage
Bollocks to fear
Bollocks to far
Bollocks to near
Bollocks to company
Bollocks to solitude
Bollocks to frailty
Bollocks to fortitude

Bollocks to liking it
Bollocks to lumping it
Bollocks to keeping it
Bollocks to dumping it
Bollocks to planning it
Bollocks to winging it
Bollocks to having it
Bollocks to flinging it

Bollocks to fusion
Bollocks to fission
Bollocks to domination
And to submission
Bollocks to modesty
Bollocks to vanity
Bollocks to madness
And bollocks to sanity

Bollocks to bollocks.

Bollocks.



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