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Horseplay
Mike Stools
SCENE 1 - THE PADDOCK
DOBBIN
Neigh.
NEDDY
Whinney.
SILVER
Snort.
BLACKIE
Clipperty Clopperty.
SCENE 2 - THE KNACKERS YARD
DOBBIN
Gnnn.
NEDDY
Aaaargh.
SILVER
Squeal.
BLACKIE
Thud.
SCENE 3 - THE GLUE FACTORY
DOBBIN
Slop.
NEDDY
Gurgle.
SILVER
Gloop.
BLACKIE
Hiss.
SCENE 4 - THE HARDWARE SHOP
CUSTOMER
A large tub of Evo-Stik wood adhesive, please.
ASSISTANT
Certainly sir. That'll be three pound sixty.
SCENE 5 - THE WORKSHOP
DOBBIN
Ooze.
NEDDY
Smear.
SILVER
Spread.
BLACKIE
Bind.
SCENE 6 - THE NURSERY
FATHER
Happy birthday, son! Look what I've made for you.
SON
A rocking horse! Why, thank you daddy. I love horses.
CURTAIN




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