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Fridge Freakout
Kate Rancid
SCENE
It is empty apart from a half-eaten tin of tuna and a "Granny Smith's" apple.
TUNA
Jonathan hasn't been around, has he?
APPLE
He is dead.
TUNA
Jonathan?
APPLE
Yes.
Suddenly the fridge door opens. A giant hairy hand places a tub of lard in the fridge and closes the door.
TUNA
Hello, Jonathan. Apple said you were dead.
LARD
Well, I'm not.
APPLE
Aren't you?
LARD
No.
TUNA
I think you should apologise.
APPLE
Sorry.
LARD
It's alright. Guess what?
APPLE and TUNA
(together) What?
LARD
Marsupials.
CURTAIN




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